- [Scene: Tiffany is examining her patriotic bikini bottom.]
- Tiffany: Dude it looks like it's been chewed.
- Shan: It's definitely possible.
- Tiffany: Ew. [Pause]
- Tiffany: I'm just worried because I wore this down a really violent waterfall in Ghana.
- Tiffany: It's the second-largest waterfall in West Africa.
- Shan: Only you would have a Marc Jacobs bikini bottom demolished in the second-largest waterfall in West Africa.
- Tiffany: ...I'm so proud!
- Tiffany: Yeah, so I almost drowned.
December 11, 2009, 11:18pm Comments


